Wednesday 27 January 2021

I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN NOT HAVE SEX : GRANDPA

A grandpa has vowed to die of sex despite depending on a catheter to relieve himself. Sekuru Makiwa (78) of Hopley has gone to the extent of risking his life by removing the catheter in order to enjoy sex with his mistress.

For risking his life and engaging in sexual activity with his mistress, Sekuru Makiwa is at odds with his children.

He however, bared all to H-Metro, saying he would rather die having sex. So serious is the issue with him that he threatened to take his life if he is denied conjugal services.

“My wife Annah Takaendesa passed on in 2013. After my wife’s death, my children want me to desist from having sex with my second wife.

“I am now looking for poison so that I drink it and die so that it becomes the end nekuti mwana haangapinde mugumbeze mangu achiti hamungaroore mumwe mukadzi.

I did not divorce my wife, but she died,” he said. He said besides enjoying conjugal rights, his new wife cares for him.

“I need someone who will care for me, one who will do laundry for me, one who will wipe me if I soil my clothes. Up to when are they (children) going to be cleaning my soiled clothes?” he asked.

He said his mistress was always begging the children to accept her in the family.

“She (his mistress) always asks my only son to ask his sisters in South Africa to accept her first so that she can come back. These children chased her away,” he said.

He said he used to have many lovers in the past. “Haa ndoraive basa redu iroro. Ndozvataifarira chaizvo. Whenever I was not accepted by any girl, I would firmly inform her that her ancestral spirits had denied her a good life.

“The next time I would come across the girl, she would readily accept to be in love with me,” he said, adding that he had survived for long because there were few diseases then that could kill. H Metro

 

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