Monday, 28 May 2012

MASVINGO WIFE CATCHES HUBBY BONKING IN CAR

A well known businessman in Masvingo was shamed when he was stripped of his clothes by his angry wife who caught him having sex with another woman in his car.

The man is said to have driven his extra-marital 'sweetheart' to a nearby bush where they decided to have a nice time. Unbeknown to the man his wife who was being denied her conjugal rights had studied his movements and decided to track him on the fateful day.

The wife, who was in the company of her friend followed her husband to the bush. They gave them a few minutes to get jiggy and then they pounced.


The wife pounced on the two lovebirds when they had reached a point of no return! She was screaming and pulling her husband's trousers which was round his ankles. As the pair tussled the girlfriend quickly dressed up and bolted.



The wife was fuming and shouting aloud thereby attracting a huge spectacle as people thronged the bushy area to witness the free for all drama. The man remained in the car while the wife was outside hurling all kinds of insults and refusing to let go the man's trousers and the husband was busy begging for mercy. At some point the wife also removed her top leaving her breasts bare.

The wife continued to utter obscenities saying: "When did you last have sex with me? I have more than three months without enjoying my conjugal rights and the last time you had sex with me, you did it just once and you went snoring. How do you think I should survive and to make matters worse you just have it without protection which shows you are not mindful of contracting diseases?"

The fuming woman further insulted her husband saying: "Ndinoda kuenda nebhurukwa rako ndosiya wakashama kuti nyika ione kuti uri hure remurume, ndiko kuti vanhu vaone zim**** rako iroro rinomira pese pese risina kudzingiswa (I want to take your trousers away so that the whole world can see that manhood of yours which gets erect everywhere as if it has not been exorcised)."

The wife left her husband stranded with nothing beneath. h metro




13 comments:

Ndiyo bingrish manje iyi. At least the man should be happy he was not attacked by thieves. You can be killed in the bush by thieves so beware. I hope the new one is not worse off than the real wife. Some people can be very stupid.

Kudzingiswa = exorcised......... Manyasarandi amunonyoresa Shona ne English aya..... Nxaaa

There is one silver lining in this whole mess, least she said Zimb0ro, she could have said kaMb0ro kako to humiliate him.

He is a businessman how could he go 2 a lodge.

Kukwirana musango semakudo nxa.

Iye mukadzi wacho ngaagezewo mhani not kusvika na4pm wangogeza kumeso badzi.

ZImb0ro - its official from the horses mouth- from one who knows it wel-OBVIOUSLY NOT BEST- its a very big one- an anaconda-its damned huge. the man wishes his name came out so women would know he is blessed down there. if he took it out in a lit room the lights would dim

i have had sex in a car its fun itszippy. i refer you to a song by a guy called clarence  carter i heard the other day he suggests before breakfast backseat of car in the kitchen in the phone booth and he suggests you join the mile high club- or am i making it up.
the makudo you mention- the reason they do it in the bush is because its fun.-nothing better than a warmed dipstick and an aircooled butt. they go very well together

Murume anemunyama uyu. Akaroora mukadzi benzi.

Aya-a! Life! oh life oh life......!

 Remember the song Steamy Window by Tina turner.  It was all about hitting it out on the backseat with steam coming from the body heat. Though I am not supporting this muzvambarara business man's actions.

 Mukadzi ndiye benzi manje murume ndiye ari right asi Francis ka, ita mushe iwewe.

 Remember the song Steamy Window by Tina turner.  It was all about hitting it out on the backseat with steam coming from the body heat. Though I am not supporting this muzvambarara business man's actions.

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